Mark tries to prove he can still walk in a straight line. But cheating with the tugowar rope convinces no-one

The tug O war.
This did get confusing. Game for a laugh the Waysted MCC took up the challenge tae see if they could better last years gettin dragged aboot by the Ogri. The Quay Vipers MCC took them on in the first heat. There was a wee dispute as to the outcome so a rematch was ordered. It was a ploy by me as we challenge the eventual winners so wearing them doon first usualy works. The QuayVipers won again. Hard lines the Waysted MCC , eat more porridge for nextyear. There being no other challengers it was our turn to challenge the Quay Vipers. Our biggest fellas slid there way to defeat so the Vipers were announced Champions. After the medals were dished oot That Denny Mob stepped forward to pick up the rope. By this time the Vipers had done three hard pulls one after the other so the FVMCC took up the challenge. Even though we cheated with six bodies on to their five we were still defeated. That'll be the Denny mob were also crowned champions. Only at oor rally could you ever have ywo winners in a tug of war ????
Confused yet. I was but now it was time for a wee drinking competition. I've no idea what was going on there but it raised a few laughs. As I said before the comperes Mark & Davey forgot pen and paper so I think everybody won or lost. Its relative I suppose. As they say its not the winning, its the taking part that counts, and with most folks havin a right good laugh I think it was a success again. Hats off to Mark and Davey for disorganising the games and a big thanks to all participants, spectators and the like. (maybe next year we'll get it right)(then again).